IMO slumlords are worse than lawyers. Gerry the pig owns the "house" next to us - the ones with the tiny kids who like to vandalize our home. He first rented it to a bunch of sleaze bag women with kids and rotating boyfriends. Then, for about 3 years the vandal kids have been living there.
Well, Sharky busted his butt on Saturday building a fence on the front property line - and used a string to mark off down the side.
We spent most of Saturday night and Sunday yelling at the little urchins to keep off the fence and the string. At one point Sunday, to get their "revenge" they started bouncing the basketball off the side of our house and when Sharky told their parents, the kids started screaming that he was lying. Lovely, huh?
Well today, Gabby started snarling and barking at something on the porch. Well, it was Gerry the Slumlord. No, he never bothered to knock, he decided to stand at my storm door and try to look in. Pig.
He informed me that the string was a foot over onto his property line and wanted to know if we got the place surveyed. I told him No, we had the fence marked off from corner to corner where the survey markers were. He told me that we were wrong and he's going to get the place surveyed in the next two days to stop us from "stealing" his property.
Well, get this folks. The property is no more than 4 foot wide at the most - from the wall of my house to their DRIVEWAY. The total amount of property they own on our side is about 2 inches of dirt. Yep, that's what he's afraid of us stealing.
Now I am scared that he's going to get some crooked schmuck of a surveyor to fix it so we end up losing our property. We don't have the money to get it done ourselves. :-(
He doesn't do a damn thing about the garbage all over their property, or their abused dog, or the fact that every plant/tree in their yard is almost dead or shit all over is destroyed.
I HATE SLUMLORDS.
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