Cats, Jax, and the Plastic Princess

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breathe breathe breathe*

Picked up the kids from school today. Halfway home, Bear turns to me and says "I found a note in my desk today and you are going to be upset." "What is it?" He replied, "I don't know, I was too upset to read it."

Here's the letter:

Dear ______,
Please become a christan.
All you have to do is say this prayer.
Dear Jesus,
Please come into my heart and live with me forever. Amen.
And if you want to be forgiven Just say this.
Dear Jesus,
please forgive me for all my sins and make me clean. Amen
Please become a christan.
If you don't you will go to Hell but if you are a christan you will go to Heaven the paradice.
from a classmate
P.S don't ask everyon in the class.
I don't want you to find out.

I called the teacher as soon as I got home. She was upset and wanted me to send it in with Bear tomorrow morning. No way. I'm going down there in person and I am NOT letting her keep this letter. She can make a copy of it. I don' t want this to "disappear". (BTW, I know for a fact that Bear didn't do this himself because, frankly, his handwriting stinks and this child's writing is almost perfect for a 3rd grader.)