C went to Target and bought the kids bathing suits and towels because they were having "a great sale". The kids have no idea what's going on tomorrow, all they know is that we will meet C in a parking lot and they will change into their suits.
The boys freaked out. "Change clothes in the CAR?" they hollered.
"Why not, I've done it. It's no big deal."
"But that was a long time ago!" they said.
"I breastfed in front of strangers and I know they saw my breast!"
"But that's different, it's not like you were totally naked!" they retorted.
"Listen, as an adult I have changed from regular clothes into a bathing suit in a car. I didn't have a problem and no one saw. It's no big deal."
Their reply? "But that was in the old days, when there were lots of hippies and we all know hippies don't mind nudity."
HUH?
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