Convertible Life

Loaded up groceries at Winn-Dixie and decided to put the top down before I drove off. A very elderly lady came up to me, fascinated by it, and asked if I was going to the beach. I smiled and said, "No, but it's Florida; the sun is out and it's not raining, so why not?" She laughed like it was the funniest thing she had heard of all day.