Fun last night...
Sharky's present was a SNUGGIE! ROFLOL The kids picked out blue (although the leopard print would have disguised animal fur better) and he totally loves it. He's always cold in the winter and he can use this to sit at the computer with, as well as on the couch. We also got him one of his fave seasonal treats, a chocolate orange. We had chicken salad sandwiches and broccoli for dinner and dessert was a cheesecake with raspberries and whipped cream. He totally loved it. I wish we could have taken him out for dinner, but he said he didn't want that, he just wanted to be at home with us. LOL
I almost had a sex dream this morning (below) and of course, after writing it out and reading it, the meaning is so freaking obvious, it's stupid - Freud could decipher this blind folded with both hands tied behind his back. Frustrations of lack of sex due to a full house and other stuff. Geeze louise. *sigh* Not sure about the whole hospital stuff though. Golf was most likely from all the Tiger Woods crap on TV and the organ was from me talking the other night about the one my mom used to own. Butternut squash - from cooking shows? Sally Fields - mother figure? *double sigh*
I was working in a hospital and we were all exposed to some fast acting flu. In the area I was in, someone fell ill and we put them on a gurney and pushed them to the ER section. When we got there, the wheels fell off. Someone took the patient and I pushed the gurney up against the wall and told some nurses to make sure they wrote "BROKEN" in sharpie on the gurney so no one would use it. I walked into the showers/changing areas and one male doctor had collapsed, as I left, the women's side was all in an uproar because they had people there falling ill. I kept walking to the other side of the hospital to where the shopping mall started and decided I needed to just get away from all the commotion.
Once I was in the mall, I worried about slipping on the tile in my high heels. I decided I could handle it and would go to the other end of the mall to the toy store. I passed a lot of sport shops selling golf clubs all competing with each other and a music store selling organs (piano).
My feet were hurting so I stopped at a food court and sat at a table and chairs. Sayid (from Lost) was sitting next to me and was staring. I asked why he was staring and he said because it hurts him and he placed his palm over his heart and pointed to me. I told him that it didn't have to hurt anymore and we could go to his place if he didn't want to go back to work at the hospital (he was wearing scrubs). Even though the hospital was short staffed because of the epidemic, he said he wasn't planning on going in anyway.
We stopped at a grocery store on the way because he wanted to cook me dinner. We had a hard time finding frozen squash and he had to keep going back to the upright freezers to get the correct ones. I believe they were butternut squash. I told him I had not tried them before.
We got to his place and I was shocked that he had no furniture. He said he had gotten rid of it all (except a metal bed upstairs and a crib) because he was moving into a furnished apartment later on. We ended up babysitting for someone's baby who kept spitting her binky out and attempting to swallow heart-shaped buttons (that she had chewed off of Sally Field's coffee mug) and I had to keep fishing the buttons out of her mouth. Sally Field was in the next room, attempting to color a friend's hair. She promised to stay in there and not disturb us. We also had two boys with us, one was my son and the other was his nephew. They both went upstairs with the television and promised to not come downstairs.
A bed and a dresser (or two) appeared downstairs and we surrounded the bed with furniture for privacy. I sat in front of him and kissed him. When I asked if he was a Muslim, he looked at me and said "What?" He didn't seem to understand that I was just curious and didn't care if he was or not.
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